This is a new addition to the E.W. website! You can read the story thus far below. Then, help it grow by adding your own imaginative ramblings to the mix! Postings are limited to 500 characters at a time, but feel free to contribute more than once. Contributors are encouraged to come back again and again and again!

NOTE: Please keep postings in reasonably good taste (as this is a public website) or they will be removed. Thanks!